More Radnom Chats With Random Strangers

PERSON NUMBAH 1

You: Hallo?
Stranger: Heyy
You: Hello Random Stranger
Stranger: How are you Random Stranger?
You: Im Pretty Good Today
You: How about you Random Stranger?
Stranger: Yeah pretty good thanks, asl?
You: Whats your asl?
You: O.o
You: With those pedophiles nowadays on the internets you never know who your talking to
You: O.o
Stranger: Haha! I'm 23 m UK, you?
You: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
You: xD
You: Hi Stranger
You: Im Just a Kid
You: O.O
You: Lets go witht hat
Stranger: Go with you being a kid?!
You: Well i prefer the term young adult
You: xD
You: Im a teenager :p
Stranger: Whats your asl?
You: PEDOPHILE
You: ZOMFG OMFG ZOMFG
Stranger: Paedophile has an A in it
You: It does?
You: O.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~~~ 2

You: Are you a pedophile?
You: O.o
Stranger: yes, yes i am
You: Are youa girl pedophile?
You: I think i misspelled Pedophile
Stranger: no male
You: Is it pedofile or pedophile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~~ 3
Stranger: hey
Stranger: excited female?
You: O.O
You have disconnected.

~~~~~~ 4

Stranger: Hi
You: Someone just asked me if i wasa excited female
You:
You: Ohai By the way
Stranger: Awww , there are some weirdos on this site lol
Stranger: And hi lol
Stranger: I'm daniel
You: The thing that sucks was im a guy
You: O.O
You: And i made it clear at the beginning
You: xD
Stranger: Lmao freaks o.O
You: So I Met a Pedo On Here a few minutes ago and saved the log
Stranger: Lmao I always meet them and mess with them
You: Yes
You: Same
Stranger: I make them feel bad
You: I just annoy them
You: :|
You: In General
Stranger: Lol well it's their fault for being pedo's
You: If it was a hot girl Pedo it would be okay in my opinion
You: But he admited he was an ugly man
Stranger: Same lmao
You: O.O
Stranger: And wow low self esteem lol
You: i know right?
You: xD
You: So I Have The Impression you are either
You: A Lesbian
You: or a guy
Stranger: Guy lmao
You: I annoy people by randomly typing ZOMFG POGAYMON
You: The Disconnect a few seconds later
Stranger: Lmao what exactly does that mean?
You: OH MY GOD ITSA POKEMON
Stranger: Lmao pickachu!
You: *Throws the Ultra Ball*
You: And All That Jizz
Stranger: Lol those were the dats
Stranger: Days*
You: Pokemon Sucks Now :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~~~~5
You: ZOMFG POGAYMONS
Stranger: adyg
Stranger: you're funnyyyyyy
You: Who are you you random Stranger?
Stranger: I'm the glorious george
Stranger: how about you
You: Im the Inglorious Basterd then
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: fuckin funny
Stranger: you should have your own show on cnn
You: CNN?
Stranger: ahhaah
You: Lol cnn
You: I Would Prefer it either be on TBS Or COmedy Central
You: or atleast NBC
You: In My Opinion
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: try with nbc then
Stranger: what are you btw
You: Are You A Pedophile?
You: xD
Stranger: a guy looking for tots or a pedophile looking for teen guys?
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: no I'm not
You: The First One
You: xD
Stranger: coool
You: I Guess
You: O.o
Stranger: have you found any tit so far?
You: i encountered
You: 3 pedophiles
You: 2 guys
You: and 1 girl who dcd wen i said
You: ZOMFG POGAYMONS
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: what does it mean btw
Stranger: pogaymons
You: OH MY GOD ITSA POKEMON
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ahah
You: *throws an ultra ball*
Stranger: guckin funny
You: all that jizz
Stranger: you see
You: what do i see?
Stranger: you're one of those people who deserve a girlfriend
You: Why Thanks O.o
Stranger: cuz you're funny dude
Stranger: women like funny men
You: I Think Your A Pedophile O.O
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ok then
You: Are you one of those hot women pedos
You: cuz if you are its okay then
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: no, I'm sorry
Stranger: well
Stranger: see you then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~~~~6
Stranger: hi
You: I Have Encountered 3 pedophiles today
You: are you my 4th pedo i will meet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~~~~~7
You: I have encountered 3 pedos today
You: Are you the 4th one i will meet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: give me a lesson on manners please c0ck
You: OH GOD
You have disconnected.
~~~~~~8

Stranger: Hello
You: Why Hello
Stranger: How are u
You: I am Good
You: Why how are you
Stranger: I'm fine just a little bored
You: I met 5 pedos today
You: are you the 6th one i will meet
You: ?
You: Just a yes or no answer Please
You: :p
Stranger: I guess so lol
You: Are you one of those hot women pedos
You: cause if you are im okay with it
Stranger: naruto fudge off
You: So your a guy?
You: O.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I Had to do a little censoring and jizz so yeah

Bibarel wrote:Stranger: hey
Stranger: excited female?
You: O.O
You have disconnected.

lmaoooo