Corrupt a wish

The rules is simple, you make a wish, and the other person corrupt it. Then that person make a wish and repeat.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I was richer than Bill gates

Person 2: Granted, but went bankrupt so you are only £2 better off

Ill start

I wish I was a bird

Granted, but since you're a bird, you are unable to log on to Shaychu.

I wish I could cook.

Granted but you can't cook very well.

I wish I was a bird that could log onto Shaychu

Granted but the other birds in your flock shun you for doing such a terrible thing, and also you can log in but you can't type anything coherently.

I wish I had an awesome computer.

Granted but you have no electricity so you can't use it.

I wish for the time to be 18:00

granted but you missed it..

i wish for a carrot made of gold.

Granted, but they gave you a stomach ache and later in your life diabetes.

I wish i had a small pony.

Grabted, but you try to ride it and it dies.

I wish I was special.

granted, but your teachers told you that you had to attend special ed wednesday through fridays. Parent meetings on Mondays and Saturdays, and on tuesdays and sundays you're too special to function.


I wish I Had a 3DS.

granted, but the 3D function does not work... and well nothing works on it...


i wish i was peter pan and never grow old.... and go to neverland when evers i wanted yea...

Granted. Then you realize I am a pedophile and I love you. UH-OH.

I wish I had a bicycle.

Granted, but you fall off and hurt yourself so bad you can't ride the bike ever again.

I wish I was a Unicorn living in Equestria

Granted but your trapped in the moon...

i wish i could read

Granted, but your new knowledge makes you extremely depressed now that you understand what you're reading.

I wish my girlfriend didn't like Pokemon.

Granted, but shes likes Digimon instead.

I wish for a castle.

granted but its previous owner was a necromancer that filled it with the reanimated skeletons of the undead

i wish for more time

Granted, but now nobody else has enough time and everyone around you drops dead from lack of time. :O

I wish I made sense

Granted, but now you are boring and no one listens to you

I wish to not have a AWESOME computer

Granted now you have an ENIAC (look it up)

i wish i had a warm cup of tea... HA

kai-ssan wrote:Granted, but now you are boring and no one listens to you

Haha! This is why I don't! Good job, you got it.

Chrono, granted, but the warm cup of tea is infinite in nature. You share it with everyone and the global tea market collapses.
Or, more realistically, the warm cup of tea is [insert least-favorite type of tea here].

I wish I had a drumset.

granted but little drummer boy you, was banging on them too hard and they exloded.

I wish I had an epic voice.

Granted but it was misinterpreted as Hyper Voice

I wish I had a new pair of converse

Granted but you are unable to move without feeling intense pain in your feet.

I wish I had a boat.

Granted but you sink worse then the titanic.

I wish I have an awesome boyfriend. xD