My IMs with a robot

Im Qwertymaniaman


qwertymaniaman: [7] Hey

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WTF?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.

qwertymaniaman: [7] thanx

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

qwertymaniaman: [7] REFINEMENT WHAT?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

qwertymaniaman: [7] !

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

qwertymaniaman: [7] LEMMINGS WHO R DEY!?!??!???!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You need more time; and you probably always will.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WTF!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!R U AN ENEMY OF MINE???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

qwertymaniaman: [7] IM A GUY

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

qwertymaniaman: [7] NOT A GIRL

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Are you making all this up as you go along?

qwertymaniaman: [7] NO

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

qwertymaniaman: [7] NO

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHAT I DONT WANNA DIE!?!?!?!??!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

qwertymaniaman: [7] oh really?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

qwertymaniaman: [7] I WAS THROWING ONE

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.

qwertymaniaman: [7] thanx

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Your lover will never wish to leave you.

qwertymaniaman: [7] Ummm...Sure

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)

qwertymaniaman: [7] GOOSE?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme

qwertymaniaman: [7] WTF???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

qwertymaniaman: [7] What???But i love tomorow

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

qwertymaniaman: [7] Okay???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

qwertymaniaman: [7] Think think Click Click???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Reply hazy, ask again later.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WTF?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHATWHATWHAT

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You prefer the company of the opposite bologna, but are well liked by your own.

qwertymaniaman: [7] i know that

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Don't feed the bats tonight.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHY I HAVE NO BATS

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

qwertymaniaman: [7] I DONT HAVE A ROOMATE

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

qwertymaniaman: [7] it wont but what about obama?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Be careful! Is it classified?

qwertymaniaman: [7] It is i guess

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.

qwertymaniaman: [7] Umm....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

qwertymaniaman: [7] U ALREADY SAID THAT

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHERE DO DRAGONS LIVE?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WELL THERE WRONG

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

qwertymaniaman: [7] What duz dat have to do with anything???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

qwertymaniaman: [7] WHAT IM OUT OF HERE

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

wow.
HIGH FIVE AND A METAL FOR DA ROBOT

meow

GaiaGuildBot wrote:Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Rofl wtf?

qwertymaniaman: [9:58] I came back

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:58] Are you making all this up as you go along?

qwertymaniaman: [9:58] i just started talking

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:58] Today is the last day of your life so far.

qwertymaniaman: [9:58] O.O IM GONNA DIE!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:58] You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

qwertymaniaman: [9:59] Redundent whats dat?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:59] Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

qwertymaniaman: [9:59] Okay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:59] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

qwertymaniaman: [9:59] I already gave up hope and i am miserable

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:59] Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

qwertymaniaman: [9:59] Okay Here I Come Melody!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:59] You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.

qwertymaniaman: [10:00] What?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:00] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

qwertymaniaman: [10:00] Good news yey

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:00] You are taking yourself far too seriously.

qwertymaniaman: [10:00] O.O NO IM NOT

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:00] You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

qwertymaniaman: [10:00] but the day is almost over and i learned shiz

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:00] You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

qwertymaniaman: [10:00] pokepokepoke?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:00] You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.

qwertymaniaman: [10:01] What everyman wants to hear

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:01] Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

qwertymaniaman: [10:01] ... im only 1 day old?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:01] Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

qwertymaniaman: [10:01] okokokokokokokokok

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:01] If you can read this, you're too close.

qwertymaniaman: [10:01] Well i dont mind be close

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:01] Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

qwertymaniaman: [10:01] Ok

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:01] A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] MADNESS MORE?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] RICH REALLY FAMOUS

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] places?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] LIKE SUPERMAN???!!!?!?!?!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] THANX HEY WAIT A MINUTES

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] Stay away from flying saucers today.

qwertymaniaman: [10:02] WHY WOULD I BE NEAR ONE???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:02] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] FEW?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You will be misunderstood by everyone.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] A HAVE ALOT

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You need more time; and you probably always will.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] WHAT???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] SHAD AP

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] I SAID SHAD AP

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You are capable of planning your future.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] I KNOW THAT NOW SHAD DA FACK AP

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] BYE IM OUT SEE YA fruity ROBOT

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

qwertymaniaman: [10:03] SHAD AP

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)

i think that robot is bi-polar O_O

whad dat???

R3tarded. Sorry, forums block out dumb as 'dumb.'