*To Piss You Off*

Open notepad and copy this into it:

@echo off
msg * "i hate you more than manaise!"
shutdown -s -t 1000 -c "Lol, bye bye now."

Then, save the file as <whatever you want>.bat

It MUST be saved as .bat or this won't work.

Then, just open the file. When it's opened, if you get scared, go to 'Run' in the Start Menu and type in shutdown -a

And Cirrus, if you know what all that means, please don't spoil it.

i know what it does... it shuts down your comp in a countdown

lol the lovely batch files! That could be a useful file for me......

And yes, it does shutdown your computer. Here's another:

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558.aspx

Download it (it's at the bottom of the page) and double-click it. You know you want to.......

Makes a great screen-saver for your friends, too if you can sneak it in.