AWSUM ADVENTUREZ

All of a sudden a time hole ripped open the Space time continua thinger and I got sucked into it
"Ahhh whablah cugsonder"I said
"What the Fluck are you doing?" A random voice said
"Oh it was in pretend slowmotion and ill just do it over Ahhhh What tha!?!?!"
"What was Cugsonder?"
"It was for Dramatic effect?"
"Oh okay..."
"Now back to where we where..."I twisted and turned and landed in a parallel universe "Where am i?"
"You are at the Tournament of mortal Kombat" said a dude with white hair
"Nonono i am not gonna be in a mortal Kombat!"
"Whynot?"
"Because Rayden Liu Kang saved the World and Johnny Cage died plus it hasnt been an entire generation yet"
I walked away and went back thought the time riff and was sent to Sinnoh "Yey pokemon! Elektrike Bidoof lets go!" I yelled i ran into a level 100 dialga and sent out Bidoof "I know bidoof due to haks have this focus sash!"I gave him the focus sash Dialga used earth power but it hung on with focus sash "Endeavor! then quick attack!"Dialga died Bidoof evolve into A bibarel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well that was very Flucked up..."

Lol this is from my 100 post and this post right here is myy 900th