The Amazing Adventures of Cursed_Toast

Chapter 1

Long Ago, In Abby's Bread Box.. Lay a loaf a bread. In this loaf, every piece was the same, identical you could say. Except for one... One of these pieces had... a certain... Aura around it. It seemed to be an ordinary piece of bread. Until...

Abby woke up early This monring. She was hungry, and needed toast.

Abby: "I need my F*cking Toast B*tch!"
Her new dog, Muffins, was not pleased.

Abby grabbed the toast, and put it in the toaster. She grabbed the butter out of the Refridgerator, which was staying onto it's hinges via Duct Tape. When she shut the door, the fridge collapsed on Muffins.

Muffins: "Arf.. Arf..."
Abby: "SHUT UP B*TCH. I'M MAKING TOAST!"

The toast popped up, and Abby buttered it. When she bit it, her body turned to dust. She had bitten the 'Cursed_Toast'. And 'Cursed_Toast' was now alive. He grew legs, arms, and all human Features. The only problem, he was still toast. He will now go on an Epic adventure in gaining a human body he can control as his on. He is...

CURSED_TOAST!