Weird-@$$ Dreams

Mmmmk. Post your... really... weird dreams here.

Last night:

I bought a PlayStation three, and left it at school. So I had to get in the car with Laura Whatserface and Steve Urkel. I dunno why the heck they were there... Anyway so got it and when we got back my cousin had a phone call... and it was Verizon Wireless. They said they were canceling my account because I made very sexual text messages to a number they wouldn't disclose. So after yelling at that dude for like 10 minutes he finally said, we will be closing your account. Now apparently my brain finally starts to work and I said, "Ok". He said, "you're not mad". And I said "no, I hate your service anyway, and the phone just stopped working! IM SWITCHING TO TMOBILE SUCKER." Then hung up.

Reasons it were weird:

- I dont even want a PS3
- Why would I take it to school
- WHY THE heck WAS FAMILY MATTERS CHARACTERS THERE.
- I'm not on my cousin's account.
- MY COUSIN HAS AT&T. NOT VERIZON. WHY WOULD VERIZON CALL HIM. O.O
- I didn't make any sexual text messages. People send nude pictures of themselves, why would I get my account closed because of the simple flirting I do? o.O
- Dude was asian. Sorry quan, but Asians suck at customer service.

T-Mobile is worse than Verizon, as most plans are. Personally, Verizon is the second-best plan on my list (below Sprint), beating out T-Mobile and AT&T and anything else.

My dream was about me getting into a fight with some other guy over my family, going to prison, and murdering half of the people there cuz the zombie infection started happening. It pretty much ended with me getting shot at by a team member and me yelling "OH GOD I NEED A DE-FIB UNIT".
'course, I was in Alcatraz. No idea why I didn't notice that while I was sleeping. It was so pro, though, I got the Cr0wn'd achievement and everything.

7 wrote:T-Mobile is worse than Verizon, as most plans are. Personally, Verizon is the second-best plan on my list (below Sprint), beating out T-Mobile and AT&T and anything else.

My dream was about me getting into a fight with some other guy over my family, going to prison, and murdering half of the people there cuz the zombie infection started happening. It pretty much ended with me getting shot at by a team member and me yelling "OH GOD I NEED A DE-FIB UNIT".
'course, I was in Alcatraz. No idea why I didn't notice that while I was sleeping. It was so pro, though, I got the Cr0wn'd achievement and everything.

I lol'd so hard

Left 4 Dead 3

Last night, I had a dream where I was at a beach that I know about, and there was a magical bathroom place where it wasn't supposed to be (like a restaurant-style one right on the side of the road), and some girl that I despise IRL went in. I walked away and looked back and she was being pummeled by somebody else just outside the bathroom. Then I was sitting near my truck with my parents, and a little girl came up to me, kissed my hand twice and said "Cloyster loves you". After that, I remember getting on a bike (even though my truck was there), and riding back home. I was "supposed to" stay with my parents, but I didn't, and stopped at a candy store on the way home. I bought junk food and went to the counter, where they had some kind of factory belt thing where they put all the stuff you wanna buy there. Then I saw some kid I knew IRL there, although he didn't recognize me. After that, I walked out of the candy store, and then I woke up. This is nothing compared to what I think about during the day, however.

kk my dream was freaky more than wierd.

Today i'm the forth generation to live in my house. I had lived in this house with my grandma since i was born. so the dream was, I was sitting in a chair in my living room facing out the window listening to my grandma read the bible out loud. ( Grandma was a retired pastor). As I'm looking out the window, a small Aftrican American or Asian girl was walking to my window. We live an average 10 miles from any town. So i turned to my grandma and asked her who this was. Once my grandma and i got a good look at the firgure, the small girl transformed into a tiny black ball and like shot away. I turned to my grandma and said that she was a ghost. Of course grandma didn't believe me. And the next second, the bookshelf behind me, all of the books were shoved off, leaving the bookshelf empty.

my turn.....

so i got up, got dressed for school,....i desided to walk to school and ended up being late...i went to my first lesson and my teacher was like "WTF (real name removed and replaced by chrono) why are you late??"

i was like "walking" and the class started laughing

the teacher was all like "i had enough of you idiotsy, your always a distraction to the lesson."

now the dream fast forwards itself to break....

one of my peers (hes not really a friend) started a fight (one thing acctually did happen) between two people...and it carried on people fighting other people for fun (accurRATe lawl mercury will get it if he watched horrible history)...all of a sudden the teacher (the previous one) comes out and trys starting on me...i was like no..and he was calling me names....and pushing me nad i started to cry, then i woke up...


reasons for being wierd...

1) i like that teacher..
2) he made me cry...