Carry on the Story

So ill start a story and then the next person continues it. Then somebody continues from them and it becomes a NEVERENDING story.

Lets begin.

Once upon a time Mario was battling Bowser for Peach when Donkey Kong jumps in and...

R@p3s Peach. She then gives birth to...

princess kong.

20 years later....

Princess Kong grows up and tries to find her father but then...

is eaten by a giant yoshi created by.......

BOWSER. She then travels through Yoshi's body and is pooped out into..

an egg, which quickly hatches and she becomes the most beautiful person on Earth. She still doesn't give up, but...

her aunt daisy comes back, and becomes overly jealous of her beauty, and challenges her to strip poker.

Everyone Else Won Except Them WOOT

But it was only them two so nobody won. -.-

So then Daisy challenges her to Mah Jong and Princess Kong Wins. She then goes to..

Asia and finds her dad with.......

another man who's name is....

Bill. They weren`t ghey but.......

they were bi. ((XD).

So then they make a threesome and..

donkey kong returns and takes her daughter back and throws bananas everywhere...

just to find that his daughter is actually a ....

EVIL VERSION OF THE DIABLO IN THE PRAIRIE OF FRANCE ON THE EIFFEL TOWER

Mario than slapped princess kong and ran to......

His fake cardboard spaceship. He turned on the poorly-drawn ignition.

and somehow flew to the paper world where he met his paper twin and.....

They saw a 3-D human. They gave him paper cuts, and he....

bled to death and......

Disappeared into the...

dark abyss known as....

The Shadow Realms!!!