King of the Hill

The rules are simple and the game can be fun. Post how the hill is taken from it's owner. The game ends when no one wants to play anymore. The last person to post is crowned King/Queen of the hill. Remember to think outside the box. Use can use trained animals, aliens, undead, whatever. I'll start.

I walk to top of a hill and sit at the top.

My Hill.

I use the power of the ATOMIC COLLIDER and push you off with the GIGANTIC TAGER. Then of course I sit on it.

my hill lol

I make you watch every episode of "King of the Hill" three thousand times until you get incredibly bored and leave. I then sit upon the hilltop.

MY hill now.

I grab a sharp blade and SLICE YOU...
...r cake in half. You get sad and leave.

nope my hill lol

I like trains!

NEEEROOOWWWNN

My hill!

I throw you off the hill and claim it as my own.

haha

youtube.com/watch?v=0weD8iBsmqM

My hill!

I eat your face.

My hill

my houndoom eats your face

my hill x3

I eat your Houndoom. I'm fat now.

my hill lol

I make you go on the subway diet like Jared did

It's my hill now

I poke you and send you flying with a mighty, "OBJECTION!"

my hill :|

I come back and poke you back shouting "Objection overruled!"

Maybe we can share the hill and stop the others? lol a compromise if you will

I get a tank and run you over!

My hill!

I slap you with a Magikarp. The force of the slap pushes you off the hill.

my hill lol

I hand you an old rod and you set off on an epic quest to befriend all the magikarps and become their king

In the mean time I'm in charge of the hill

I nuke the hill and then rebuild it!

My hill!

I pour buckets of lava all over the hill, then rebuild the hill in my image.

MY HILL

I let a creeper loose to attack your hill and once it's job is complete I take control of the hill

Mine

I grab a bucket and bash your face in with the bucket.


my hill lol

I love and tolerate the Sh*t out of you, and you get mad because I'm a brony and run off somewhere

Mine once again

Ace wrote:you get mad because I'm a brony

Now why would I do that?

Since you're wrong, the wrongness detector kicks in and I reclaim the hill.

myhilllol

Because you hated being flooded with ponies.

Also I ride my Galvantula to the top of the hill and you run in fear since it is a Giant Electric Spider.

The hill is mine >:] Muahahaha!

I hate being FLOODED with ponies. In actuality I hate being flooded with anything.

And yeah Galvantula used to terrify me. Jerk.

I use my nerd rage and blindly beat you off the hill.

my hill lol

I ride my Ariados now and you run off again

Trololol mine