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Post by Ralts Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:05 am

You basically just think of something funny and stupid a surgeon would say Very Happy

Example: "Hey, nurse! Get me a sandwich!" -sandwich falls in patients open wound- "Oh crap......" -sews it back up like nothing happened-
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Post by Dragonartist713 Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:28 pm

*pokes at patients exposed heart with scalpel* What's this for?
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:52 pm

*cuts the medulla oblongata* this looks kool
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Post by Ralts Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:21 am

"Oops.... My bad."
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:07 pm

"that is not suppose be that way"
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Post by Administrator Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:05 pm

Nurse, just pop that video in the TV that says "How to Preform Brain Surgery" and then we will be ready to go!
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:38 pm

wait wtf am i doing here i didnt sign up for this i thought it mean dock as in the harbour noooooooooo
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Post by Evil Bunny Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:37 pm

Oh... I thought you said you wanted to be turned into a woman...
I guess I forgot to put in my hearing aid.
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Post by Kass Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:52 pm

"This is NOT my house?! And whats with this half dead man on my table?!" Looks at nurse, who hands so called 'surgeon' a scaple, "What the duck am I to do with this?"

Aspasia
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:36 pm

hmm what does this organ do
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Post by Cirrus Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:10 pm

Oh, snap! Someone bring a camera!
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:03 am

that's not suppose to go there
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Post by HanoHano Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:42 am

OH MII GAWD, THATS GROSS, LIKE YA! TOTALLY! LET'S GO GET A DIET COLA!

*Leaves paitent with an open wound on table*
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:37 pm

*scribes something in his organs* thats my name beach
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Post by Bibarel Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:37 pm

"I'm sorry but youre husband has unfortunatly..."
*wife faints*
"What hes still alive?"
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:11 pm

dont worry i got a degree in spongebob operation
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Post by Cirrus Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:22 pm

Surgeon-Nurse, can you get me that sharp, gray thing?
Nurse-The scalpel?
Surgeon-Yeah, that.
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:01 pm

im so mad and angry!!!!!!

next patient plz
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Post by Ralts Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:12 pm

^ ROFL!
"Whoa, (pokes heart) what is that? Maybe we should take it out because it looks life threatning."
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:28 pm

he is losing a lot of blood pass that can of blood nurse.

nurse: this is not blood its tomato juice.


surgeon:shhh he doesnt know that
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Post by Cirrus Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:22 pm

Sir, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that your liver has failed, and you will die within 4 hours.

The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:50 pm

nurse the circumcision is done

nurse: but that is a boy

ka-ka!!!!!
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Post by Administrator Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:12 pm

narutogold wrote:nurse the circumcision is done

nurse: but that is a boy

ka-ka!!!!!

that doesnt make any sense???
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Post by NarutoHeartGold Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:50 pm

sigh nvm then jeez
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Post by Cirrus Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:02 pm

Wait....this isn't a test patient?....
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