One Up ((chuck norris edition))

In one up u try to one up the person before youre post with chuck norris jokes and if u dont one up them u r out till the next page so ill go first

Chuck Norris is fat skinny tall and short at the same time

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Plane by pointing his finger at it and saying "Bang."

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris dosnt walk the ground moves for him

Chuck norris owns the copywright to facts about himself and stops people writing them so they d

God can walk on water but Chuck norris can swim through land

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

chuck norris can attck at any moment, you never know when he'll strike, be on your guard and

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