The store game!

it's very simple. you ask for something for me to buy you at the store and I give you the wrong item that sounds like it (ie a wii but I buy you a wee instead) have fun and no I can't buy you any playboy. ok MAYBE i can...

Uhhhh... Pizza.

*brings back the letter "p" and a girl oddly named Izza. there, now get off my lawn.

Pepsi

*brings back a really annoying girl who can only say pep and a "c".* ok. goodbye. *pushes espeon out the door*

but wait, i need a computer too

can i have a pizza 2 cans of coke bag of chips (doritos) and mashed potatos?

@Espe:

*brings espe a picture of a computer* there. NOW GO *slams door in espe's face*.

@ Xatu:

*brings bag of wood chips* here ya go *pushes xatu out door and slams it again*

@ Houndy:

ok
1) a pea and a girl named Izza
2) *brings two cans filed with coke (coke)
3)*gives houndy a bag of chips that look like lilttle doors (couldn't find anything esle for that one)
4)*gives box of potatoes and a masher* ok you leave now so I can smoke my pot in peace *pushes houndy out door and slams it for third time but the door falls off it's hinges onto houndy,xatu, and espe. wow, I just knocked out two mods and an admin. *walks away slowly*

Can you buy me a serial-slot hard drive, a 200 MHz processor for a Dell Inspiron and a 512 MB PC2100U stick of RAM? And it has to be PC2100U! Oh, God help you if you get PC2200UC......lol

can u buy me a cereal box?

@ Cirrus:

Sorry I do not think that was even english at all....... jezz I don't even think my two brothers even know what that stuff is....

@Collin:

*Gives a box with a Cirrus plushie in it* sorry but I couldn't get Cirrus to STFU and get in the box cuz he didn't wanna wear a smexy dress.

Ok you two leave *pushes collin and cirrus over the fallen door and hears houndy groan*

uh.... I think my turkey is done....*darts off*

No commento on cirrus's order...um i would like some chicken!

*gives goldie a live chicken and some playboy mags* there. *gives small kiss to goldie and pushes him causing him to land on top of the fallen door*

Houndy: DAM GOLD UR FAT!!!
Goldie: i am not....
Me: No you ARE fat, so now go and lose some weight

No flaming intended goldie-sama.

Never---MIIIIND. :lugs himself off the bed, puts on a cape, and flies to the computer store:

The 1337 G33K5 there will understand......

Yet another unhappy costemer. MY JOB IS COMPLETE!!! sorry for the caps pl don't give me any more warning percents I already got 75%. i'm a bag girl arn't I?

Can I have a cereal reviver?

have some cereal and a machine gun instead. *gives items to collin and takes him on the roof and tapes him to the lightning rod* hehehehe :twisted:

can i have nothing?

ok then what r u doing here? *take quan to roof an tapes him to the lightning rod* there ya go collin. Now you have someone to talk to while you to wait to die.... :twisted:

*comes back in*

I would like a pizza and a cup of soda and this time get the order right or u wont get s*** from me!

oh sh**. *in mind: aw man, not another one! i'm running out of room on my lightning rod... oh well* *gives a P and a clone of Izza and the word "so" and the musical note "da". there.

Houndy: you get no sh** from me!
Me: I don't need ur sh** I take goldie's sh** out of his cr trunk when he's not looking *relizes she's holding goldie's watch* *hides watch behind back* you saw nothing

Houndy: yes I did
Me: *kicks houndy in nuts*
Houndy: *falls over in pain* WTF? I WAS WEARING A CUP
Me: I took that off when u weren't looking
Houndy: you were down there?! i'm telling goldie!
Me: *puts on 6 inch high heels and super kicks houndoom in the balls*
*houndy faints*
*Jolty drags houndy up to the roof and says to collin and tucking "make sure he doesn't get up, if he does, kick him in the nuts"

Sorry for long post but I just like using dialogue a LOT

*Escapes and kicks David


Okay can i have golds watch?

no you can have his collection of playobys though. *hands them over to quan*

Sweet this is some good bath room material !!!!!! no jkjkjk but i love the the books slash magazines