AWSUM ADVENTUREZ

[Bibarel]

this is my 100th post so i decided to make a fan fic to honor it!


As I walked down the streets nearly deserted I walked up to this tall building.
"Huh Fancy Pad professor!"I said as i walked in. That's me the nerd with glasses.I have always been a fan of Pokemon my whole life but now i get to take one and keep it it was breathtaking!
"Who the heck are you?"Said The professor as I walked in the door
"I'm Quan sir!"
"What do you want?"
"I'm here to get my poké!"
"Full of energy I see youngster!"He said I think he thought i was a non trustworthy kid but i was gonna prove him wrong by being a Pokémon Master(Stronger than Ash to!)
"Here are the three i just caught sorry its not the starters in the pamphlet!"
"OH $H1T IS THAT A BIDOOF?"
"Why yes it is!"
"Can i have it?"

[Guest]

bad idea

[Bibarel]

CHAPTA 2 IN DA AWSUM ADVENTUREZ



"NO BEOTCH!"
"Why not?" I asked as he didn't give me the Bidoof
"Because its mine!"He said as he licked the Bidoof
"Can i have that Electrike then?"
"Sure what the heck take it "
"Thanks Professor!"
"NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"he said as his head did that Japenese thing when his head gets huge
"How does he do that" I said puffing my cheeks to make my face bigger
"Trying to make Youre face bigger?"
"Who?"
"I'm right here!"
"Where?"
"HERE!"
"Oh hi Kirbonic"
"How do you know my name?!?!??!!"
"Ummm..." i reached for his shirt and got his name tag"Yep that says Kirbonic!"

[Bibarel]

"Oh i still have my name tag on!"He said taking it off"Well at least you dont know my last name so HA!"
"Let me guess is youre name Kirbonic Marichu?"
"HOW DA F**K DID YOU KNOW?"
"Well..."I Gave him a huge wedgie "Yep that says Kirbonic Marichu!"
"Why are you violating me?"
"I am not violating you."I said"I AM STATING YOURE NAME!"
"Oh really?"He replied
"Move!"
"What?!"
"MOVE!"I shouted
As he moved i saw it a bidoof just feets away from the Lab
"GO ELECTRIKE!"As Electrike went out of its pokéball it was sparkling for some reason
"Tackle!"I commanded Electrike charged at the bidoof and it was a O.H.K.O!"POKéBALL GO!"As i threw to ball it hit him right in the temple and shook.1-2-3 and it stopped "I GOT A BIDOOF!GO BIDOOF!"
as bidoof went out i gave it a stroke on the back but its fur was strangely wet...

[Administrator]

"Because its mine!" He said as he licked the Bidoof

i LOVE this :sshaymin:

[Evil Bunny]

well... this is an "intresting" fan fic. I'd love to see even more craziness.

[Bibarel]

Just then the Professor ran out in his drawers with his pants to his Ankles "Hey bidoof whered ya go?" (u do not wanna know) "Why there u are come here!"
"pro. this is my bidoof now!"
"U son of a beach"
BAM
"Kirbonic whyd ya shoot him?"
"He had a banana in his pocet and i hate bananas!"
"O.o Okay?"
"Lets continue ti the next ci---"
Kirbonic had put me in a sleeper hold and i fell asleep I woke up in the next city with an old geezer next to me "WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED FOR HELP!?!?!?"

[Administrator]

lol what the heck thats so messed up

[Bibarel]

Jolt wanted Crazy and i give crazy

[Evil Bunny]

yeah but not THAT much crazy. Put more crazy in it and let's see what you come up with

[Bibarel]

Said the old geezer "I thought you where a snorlax"
"I'm not that fat am i?"
"Well..."
"Dont finish that sentance"
"Hmm?"
I bolted out the door to find Kirbonic "There you are beotch!"
"Oh hi!"
I put him in a sleeper hold but he flipped me on a table and i broke it in half
"Dam i am Fat"

[Bibarel]

i woke up inside a huge Building next to Kirbonic "Hey whats the!"
"Youre awake!!Sorry for what did i Saw ya and thought u are perfect for my News show!"
"Wait what do i do?"
"You advertise our Copta4 !"
We walked to a room with a microphone "You will be the narrator!"He said
I looked down at the script and heard Music "Copta4"A Dude next to me said "It has Airbourne Capabilities!"I said
"Copta 4"
"Has Auto Propelling propellors!"
"Copta4"
"Has Seats!"I stopped and felt idiotic
"Copta 4"
"Sunk down the Pallet town River"
"It was the first one on the scene Coincidence?COPTA4!"
"And thats a print!"
"What the fluck was that?"
"That was a masterpiece Quan!"Kirbonic said
"That was GAY"I shouted
"Well thats youre Opinion!"
"So now what?"
"We watch and wait for the ratings"
So we stopped and watched The news show come on and the Commercial aired
"Is it over yet?"
"Yep just finished!"
"So how was the commercial?"
"FIVE STARS!"
"FIVE STARS FOR A fruity COMMERCIAL!?!?!?"

[Dragonartist713]

lolol XD its so random

[Typhlosion]

lol i like it, very funny

[Bibarel]

THANKS FOR THE FEEDBACK U GUYS!


"How is that possible?"I said
"What" Kirbonic replied
"Nevermind!"
I left the studio and everyone gathered around me
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"I shouted
"Autograph?AutoGraph?"
"Ummm.....NO!"
I ran away FAR AWAY i ran so fast i walked on water like Jesus
I woke u in this unfamilier place "Where am I?"I asked
"Youre in Pewter city!"Someone said
"Who said that?
"Me!"
"Oh $hit its the old geezer from before"
"Glad to see you to!"
"Hmm?YOURE A fruity :mewtwo:!"
"Why thank you i do have a high swag!"

[Dragonartist713]

"Why thank you i do have a high swag!"

say what now?

[Bibarel]

the old geezer says he has swag XD

[Bibarel]

"Okay?"I said "How did i get here?"
"Oh we thought you where awesome enough to be in our police force!"
"SIGN ME UP!"
I was signed up an di was assigned to go against a criminal master mind name Jack
I chased him i shot a few warning shots at him and was almost outta bullets but i trapped him in a alley and said "I know what youre thinking.Did i fire 2 shots?Or 149532907524079075236846294023719649235971639429057890234759264390157293867854912356910691634912637941649?
Well i got one thing to say.Do you feel lucky?Well do ya?PUNK?"
"Yes i do accually"Jack started"I won the lottery 5 times"

[indidoge]

OMG does ur character habe a SHINY ELECTRIKE????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I WANT IT!!!!!! >o< (fishie) >.< DANG IT GIVE ME THAT POKEMON!!!

:twisted: *twitch*

[Bibarel]

"5 times?"I asked "well then give me youre wallet"
"The money is in the bank"
"Well why?"
"So i can save it!!"
"Are you a Der dee der Or sumthin?"
"No"
"Kay"
"So now what?"
"I just wait for back up."
"And if they dont come?"
"I kill you!"
"You have a DS?"
"Yeah Why?"
"Wanna PictoChat?"
"Sure BEOTCH!"
After a few meaningless Shi7 Backup came and we put up our Ds' and went back to where we where before And jack was sent to the Jailhouse and is now A member of the Police "WHAT THE F*** IS YOURE F*C****** PROBLEM U MOTHE F*****----"I got shot....Witha tranquilizer dart and fell asleep and awoke in Cerulean city "OKAY WHO KEEPS MOVING ME FROM CITY TO CITY?"

[Evil Bunny]

Well now this fan fac is just plain Insane!!!111!!2

[Bibarel]

"Ok im in Cerulean so ..."I started
"Hey there!"
"WHO!"
"Its me youre friend from school!"
"Gavin?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Hi gayvin i mean gavin"
We talked and went to a gym "Lets challenge Misty!"
"Ok!"
We walked in and i got into a battle with misty
"Staryu FISSURE!!"
"Is that even possible?"

[indidoge]

...woz and fine, dont answer my insane question. XD DX

[Bibarel]

"Well that gym screwed me"i started to say
"OMG a sword fighting contest???" gavin said
"SWEET"I shouted
We joined to contest
"Star battle !"
"This is mario party 8???"I said
I was up against Hammer bro
who was a hammer master
"AHHHH!"" i ran and swung my sword and cut of his arm
"I think he needs a hand!"The first announcer said
"That was not funny..."The second one said

[Evil Bunny]

oh joy. DA RANDOMNESS BE BACK

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