Push The Button

The light explodes, sending shards of glass into your eyes and into your flesh, severely blinding and mortally wounding you.

-pushes the light button-

I light you on Fire

I push the "Dark" button

Ace blacked out!

-pushes the epic button-

You epically fail.

*pushes the Scotland button*

Scotland blows up and everybody with Scottish heritage die.

-pushes the coke button-

7 finds and sniffs a bottle of coca-cola and drowns

I push the sprite button

Ace drowns like 7 but with sprite instead

*pushes the idc button*

You drown in a bottle of idc (Iron Degenerated Coke)

I push the Cancelation button

my drowning has been cancelled
* pushes the button again *

You get licked to death by Sparky, again

I push the _ button

A white line cuts you in half.

*pushes the Cheesy Internet Meme button*

Mudkips swarm out at you and try to eat you.


-pushes the chord button-

Your guitar string breaks

I push the * button

Every word you say is censored, offensive or not.

-pushes the headphones button-

Your headphones are muted and you hear no music... ever

I push the blue/green button

Pokemon Red disappears worldwide.

-pushes the trash button-

piles of trash turn into a giant trash monster. it likes to eat young men. i suggest you run.
*pushes the water button*

You drown in a cup of water... and Variant will just wear a wig and the trash monsters won't get him

I push the ~ button

little squiggles attack you
*pushes the burn all wigs button*

You hair burns on fire :O

I push the "Meow" button

Ace wrote:You hair burns on fire :O

my hair is real

my cat eats you
*pushes the fatty button*

You gain 300 pounds.

*pushes the EXTREEEEEME button*

The letter E is no longer Existent

I push the "Toy" Button

Jeffery the Giraffe mugs you.

*pushes the Generation 5 button*

Generation 5 never comes out and Game Freak dissolves.

-pushes the troll button-