Push The Button

Ryan Higa, (Youtube's Most Valuable Asian) comes out of nowhere with his ninja powers and breaks your leg. Before running he says "Teehee"

I push the button next to the McDonalds Button

The Burger King guy and the Wendy's chick maul you.
*presses the I Like Pie, GIMME PIE button*

i throw pie at chu

*pushes the pi button*

you are forced to sa the first 1000 digits of pi, fail, and get shot

*presses the GIMME PIE DAMMIT button*

i make pie and give it to you

*pushes the cherry button*

I blow up your house with a cherry bomb. OM NOM NOM

*presses the MO MO MON button*

someone named Mo Mo comes on Monday and gives you a diamond

*pushes the eggroll button*

All asians everywhere stab you to death with egg rolls

I push the "Die!" button

you die. good job

*pushes the cat button*

A cat mauls your face. G'job, mate.

*Pushes the WOO WOO WOO DD button*

a train runs you over :O
*pushes the pie button*

A cherry pie flies from inside the table, and splatters into your face.

*pushes the breadfish button*

breadfish fly into your mouth

*pushes the Cirrus Rules button*

Cirrus rules over us all with an evil, iron, and sheddy-obsessed fist.

*pushes the big gren button that says "GO"*

There is no Color gren therefore you get nothing

I push the Red Triangle button next to the 5ds button near the GX button right near the Red button across from the McDonalds button

i explode
*pushes the button*

Sparks licks you to death

I push the "What will happen next in Private Eye Trainers?" button

I die and Cirrus explodes on you, killing you instantly.

-doesn't push a button-

Varry loses the game.

*presses the gym leader button*

Cirrus kills all da gym leaders without pokemon and wins their badges

*pushes the magikarp button*

Magikarp evolves and kills you

I push the "Anti-Twilight Society" button

Edward Cullen rises from the collective conscience of Twilight's viewers and eats you.

-pushes the energy sword button-

Darth comes out of nowhere and says "Want to hold me Energy Stick?"

I activate the light switch

A light turns on.

-pushes the off switch-

the light turns off :teehee:
*pushes the "dont push me" button*