Push The Button

a giant letter "E" falls from the sky and crushes you

*pushes the ipod button*

Apple goes bankrupt.

*pushes the new reply button*

i reply to your post

*pushes the stalker button*

I look at your location on the Who's Online list, and find your house.

*pushes the Diglett button*

that muscular diglett from spam central eats you when you reach my house

*pushes the emerald button*

I go Hyper Cirrus, and sweep worlds.

*Pushes the Sonic button*

sonic the fastest thing in the world suddenly becomes reeeeeeeaaaalllllly sloow

*pushes the Beatles button*

John Lennon comes out from his grave and kills you, but not before stabbing Yoko. George Harrison comes down from nirvana and attempts to bring world peace, but fails and the Apocalypse occurs.

Granted you are now a girl and Quan flirts with you

I push the 'Toyota' button

a truck runs you over for saying Quan flirts with 7

*pushes the unhappy button*

Mew, he used to do that. x]
Ace, if I turned into a girl that would rule.

<-unhappy button's result

-pushes the Crazy Train button-

Ozzy Osborne drives his train through your house

*pushes the magikarp button*

7 breeds them and attacks

I push the Asian Power button

Asians rule the world
*pushes the Mew button*

Ashley gets rap3d by a mew o.o

I push the "?" Button

?

-pushes the purple button to the left of the Asian Pride button-

all Asians turn purple good job Var
*pushes the 7 button*

I explode. Good job, Mew.

-pushes the flashing light to the right of the Sonic button-

Silver Sonic comes out of a nearby closet, and slaps you.

*pushes the Hyper Knuckles button*

Knuckles drinks a lot of coffee and punches you multiple times until the coffee wears off

I push the Asian Persuasion Button

Sparky comes an punches you, then I kill Sparky for being less Asian than me, and then Bibarel tries to kill me but I'm so much better than him so he dies too. Then I command the world and I create a dystopic future. Just because you pushed that button.
Rapture...will rise...again.

-pushes the button-

But A Button activates instead and a lightbulb explodes in your face

Pushes the "B" Button

A pop-up on the screen reads "Just hit down, and press A to select 'No'. Lazy."

*pushes the internal madness button*

Your Organs Have A War With Each Other While Inside Your Body, None Of Them Won, You Died. DX

Pushes the "5Ds" Button

5 floating letter D's slap you in the face

*pushes the teehee button*