Corrupt a wish

Granted but the tree grows out of your fist and is incredibly unwieldy to the point where you amputate your arm with a rusty coat hanger JUST BECAUSE IT'S SO IRRITATING. Then you die from tetanus, lack of blood, and exhaustion from carrying the damn thing around everywhere.

I wish I had more pairs of socks. I have maybe two pairs of socks right now and one is just filled with holes and it's really just sad.

Granted but you prefer your old ones for don't wear the new ones.

I wish that ITunes would stop lagging

Granted, but your computer explodes

I wish for a vanilla ice cream cone

Granted but it melts all over your hands.

I wish I owned the Wii U.

Granted, but the price of the games are pretty damn high

I wish for a glass chess set

Granted but you end up getting my glass chess set and I hunt you down to the ends of the earth to get it back.

I wish I had a better Internet connection

Granted, but you don't have the password to access it

I wish for a slice of pie

granted but the pie was made of poop

i wish for a 30cm shatter resistant ruler...

Granted, it melts in your hands though

I wish for a brony shirt

Can't think of anything bad for that one

I wish for a brony shirt too

You get a brony shirt as well, the only bad thing I can think of is maybe ours got switched? But we could always just trade back lol

I wish for a confirmation of a fourth season for my little pony

Granted but it's done in the style of the old MLP generations just to spite the people that don't buy the official Hasbro products

I wish I had more games on my Steam account

Granted, you don't have enough memory to download them first though

I wish for a house in Hoenn

Granted, but team magma destroyed it.


I wish my pet horse was a rapidash xD

Granted but you burn yourself alive and your Rapidash is taken away by some government agency for cruel experimentation while you're in the hospital.

I wish I could draw better.

granted but you can only draw your own hand... in epic detail


i wish for a candy bar

Granted. It's 100% chocolate!

You know, baking chocolate. The ridiculously bitter one.

I wish I had a better phone.

Granted. You get the phone of your dreams. But it gets stolen as you walk out of your house, and you never see it again.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted! It's filled with arsenic, fluorine and chlorine.

I wish I had seven dollars.

7 wrote:Granted! It's filled with arsenic, fluorine and chlorine.

I wish I had seven dollars.

Granted! But America just converted to the peso and the US dollar is now void.

i wish for a magic cookie

Granted! It's charmed to fly away from you forever.

I wish I had a job.

Wow I forgot to wish...

Granted but it's an internship as an arachnologist.

I wish I could play the sitar.

Granted! You aren't good at it at all, but you can play it. (It sounds like a garbage truck crashing into a telephone pole when you play it, and that's putting it nicely.)

I wish I had a better lawnmower :I

granted but your lawn catches on fire and you are unable to use your new lawnmower

i wish pokemon were real