Corrupt a wish

Granted but non of the like you....none of them. Actually some of them go to extreme lengths and for hate groups, they shout insults at you and mock you all the time.....

I wish to be covered in poop

Chrono wrote:Granted but non of the like you....none of them. Actually some of them go to extreme lengths and for hate groups, they shout insults at you and mock you all the time.....

I wish to be covered in poop

granted, now you have 11 different diseases
i wish i was john mayer

Granted! You're still waiting on the world to change.

I wish I was not ugly!

Granted! But you spontaneously combust and you have permanent 3rd degree burn wounds on every inch of your body. And everyone around you is superficial and never like you for your true inner beauty.

I wish I had more intrigue with every day life so I wouldn't be bored all the time.

granted but you become so overly-fascinating with everything that you have the attention span of a walnut

i wish for a pair of tube socks

Granted but they explode when you touch them.

I wish I had a giant rubber band ball.

granted but it rolls on top of you and kills u

i wish i had a big booty ho

Granted but she sits on you and you die of suffocation

I wish I had some s'mores

Granted. The marshmallows stick your teeth together and you slowly die from thirst and hunger. Clearly I am too lazy to actually think of a corruption for this wish.

I wish I had a job!

Granted but you are soon fired... *lame*

I wish.. for more wishes

granted but your wishes all get corrupted

i wish i had a lambo

I don't know what that is! Here, have a pancake.

I wish I had a butterfly knife, or balisong or whatever they're called. The cool spinny ones that the Spy uses in Team Fortress 2.

i want my lamborghini

You get one and it explodes when you turn it on, killing you instantly.

Now hurry up and corrupt my wish D:<

granted but you cut your own head off and die.

i wish i knew the secrets of the universe

Granted, but your head explodes from all the information.

I wish I had the ability to read minds

Granted, but you cant turn it off so you constantly hear every ones nonsense...and people think you are crazy cause you "hear voices"...

I wish I could be a skunk.

granted, but you spray your skunk juice in your own nose and have to smell it forever

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Shay-Z wrote:I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Granted! You now suffer from chronic back problems.
Granted! You are now incompetent at everything but balling.
Granted! She's a sociopath who wants you for your money and nothing else.
Granted! You never meet face to face. She still takes your money, though.
Granted! The rabbit beats your face in with the bat when you pull it out of the hat.
Granted! The fuel tank is broken, the radiator is faulty, the doors barely open, the frame is rusty, and it's ridiculously uncomfortable in the interior.

I wish I had perfect health!

Granted! But everyone dies and you die of loneliness :'C

I wish I was the smartest person in the world

Granted, but you quickly grow depressed at the relative idiocy everyone around you has and kill yourself from extreme depression.

I wish I was a bird! Then I could fly in the air and poop on everything.

Granted but you get shot by some hunters.

I wish I was a fish

Granted but I eat you because I'm hungry and also a bird.

I wish I had...a chili dog.

granted.. but you get eaten because you're a freaking chili dog.

or you are forgotten, you get moldy and some disgusting bugs eat you instead.. :0

I wish I was a silly inanimate object that is ALWAYS there but forever unappreciated. like a shoelace or a zipper...

Granted but the lack of attention coupled with the fact that you can't speak or move a muscle makes you want to scream. But you can't, because you have no mouth. Fun stuff!

I wish I had a big computer.